FAQ Sheet for SOSYP and nGo.
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What is/Who are SOSYP and nGo?
SOSYP stands for Son of Speak Your Piece. Speak Your Piece was a wrestling opinion board that was originally part of the nGo Wrestling newsboard. nGo Wrestling shut down in December of 1998, and the original Speak Your Piece shut down in Feburary 1999. SOSYP opened in April 1999.
nGo stands for either Non-Govermental Organization or New Goblin Order, depending on who you ask. It was founded by Dr. G. Goblin Goblinite and the man they call Kimo. (See Goblinites Profile for more information on the nGo).
What are the goals of the nGo and SOSYP?
SOSYP is simply a forum for the free expresion of opinions about professional wrestling. It is not an entity in and of itself and has no goals.
The nGo, on the other hand, has the stated goal of "World Domination thru the use of Goblins as a means of mass destruction and terror".
What qualifies SOSYP and it's staff to comment on, and criticize, WWF, WCW, and ECW?
Carnifex is a former wrestler and an avid fan. He also serves as our history file on professional wrestling. Both Goblinite and Cyco are life long wrestling fans and experienced amateur wrestlers. Goblinite is also a publishe author, although not on wrestling. Everyone else has no qualifications. In fact they are completely worthless.
What does No. 17 actually look like?
No 17 is approximately 5'3", 6'1" with the fro, and weighs near 300 pounds. He is Puerto Rican, but looks more middle eastern.
Where is SOSYP produced at/ Where is the nGo headquartered/Where does the staff reside?
SYSOP is run from San Angelo, Tx from the nGo headquarters, which happens to be a cave near the Red Arroyo. Most of the staff on SOSYP resides in San Angelo, with the exception of Cyco, who lives in Alabama; BSamediX, who lives in San Antonio; and Capt. Deathwish, our official Backyard Wrestling Reporter, who resides in eastern Texas.
Do men prefer blondes?
We are actually the best qualified Wrestling board on the net to answer this, as Cyco is a psychology major and Goblinite is a true Mackdaddy. The answer is yes, especially blondes with big tits.
Who is BSamediX? Why has he never contributed?
BSamediX is a worthless piece of shit, who's cruising for an ass whooping if he doesn't get off his ass and deliver. Listed as staff on both SYP and SOSYP, he has never contributed, never.
What color is Goblinite?
Goblinite is green.
No, really, What color is Goblinite?
He's green. Trust me, if you slept as little and drank as much as he does, you'd be green too.
Do dog's have a Buddah nature?
Yes.
What does Zgotr Errand mean?
Zgotr Errand is a traditional greeting for the disciples of Zgotr.
Who is Zgotr?
Zgotr is the patron higher power and spiritual advisor to the nGo and SOSYP. His first disciple was Sam "The Sham" Birdman (or he/she/it was Sam "The Sham"'s first disciple). Dr. G. Goblin Goblinite was then inducted by Sam "The Sham", who has taken over as the head disciple of Zgotr.
Why does Goblinite refer to a Donkey's Head when making PPV predictions?
Goblinite is a prognostic. His prefered method of divination is Cephalomancy (or Jackdomancy, depending on whether it's the slow or fast version, respectively). It involves boiling a donkey's head in a cauldron, and gazing ito the water and breathing the fumes as a method of divination.
What year did "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars" come out?
1972
The following organizations/individuals have all been accused of being associated with SOSYP and/or the nGo, and have officially denied involvement with both:
The Texas Illuminati, the Bavarian Illuminati, VSR, SMOW, SMOF, nGo, the American Red Cross, BuzzSAWA, BDA, Sam "The Sham" Birdman, the Discordian Society, the Church of Zgotr, and the Cthulhuists for a Better Tomorrow.
Answers to questions we could not print:
Ten and a half
Shaft
Orange socks
Cheerleader
Massive amounts of St. John's
Ignoyum Per Ignotius
Ralph Waldo Enerson